It's Shipwreck versus Charles Dickens (round two).
We've paid a shilling each to Sarah Jeong, Lauren Traetto, Joe Wadlington, Eh-BONE-ezer Splooge, and two anonymous donors, swaddled them in tatty lace, and asked them to write erotic fanfiction about the class-struggle classic Great Expectations. Fortunately, they didn't jilt us at the altar. Get ready for #DeepDickens.