It's Shipwreck versus William Shakespeare.
We finally got around to digging up Shakespeare, and how better to break him in than with his earlier digging up of a Roman dignitary? Brandishing the knives: Allison Page, Michael Howley, Rebecca Rubenstein, Jennifer Dronsky, OJ Patterson, and Ms. P. Life imitating art note: this took place in the same hour the GOP was measuring its weens in a nationally televised debate.