It's Shipwreck versus Oscar Wilde.
This podcast is perfect. It's so perfect that we fear we will never be as perfect as this podcast is in this moment. It will go on forever, poised in its eternal youth, while we piss away our lives with yellow books and opium dens and gradually become twisted, unrecognizable grotesqueries of our former selves. We hate this podcast. We wish Joe Wadlington, Alan Leggitt, Sarah Stanton, Matthew Verus, and their mysterious associate had never existed. Read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.