It's Shipwreck versus Michael Crichton.
We spliced everyone's favorite book about dinosaur mating and the woeful inadequacy of human foresight when balanced againced potential profitability with frog DNA and bing-bang-boom: hello dinosaur porn. Your guides to this island of earthly delights: Molly Rosen, Sean Kennedy, Christopher Wieland, Chase Kamp, Rebecca Rubenstein, and John William. All fic performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.