It's Shipwreck vs. J.R.R. Tolkien.
The Hobbit, now with 50% more homoeroticism thanks to the helping hands of Camden Avery, J.R.R. Thrillkien, Lauren Traetto, Carolyn Ho, Ignacio Zulueta, and Matthew Dowd. Got a problem with the lack of lady characters? Take it up with Tolkien's misogynistic corpse. Read by Steven Westdahl.